In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
