I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
