i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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