I swear she didn't look like that last week.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
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Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
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these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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