Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
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And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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