The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
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Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
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So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
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