dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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