Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Shame - the story of my life.
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