He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
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yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
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I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
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