508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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