? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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