I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
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At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
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I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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