YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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