If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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