Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
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Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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