I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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