i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
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