How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
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I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
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I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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