Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize