Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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