I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Randomize
