I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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