well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
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You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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