...so i touched it.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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