Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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