He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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