Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
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Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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