the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
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Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
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like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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