I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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