in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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