Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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