Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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