Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
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It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
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I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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