just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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