marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
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Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
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Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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