The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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