NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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