why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
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Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
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Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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