Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Randomize
