Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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