We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
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I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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