So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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