guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
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Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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