Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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