the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
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No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
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he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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