in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Randomize
