so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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