The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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