After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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