My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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