I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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