hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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