Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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