69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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