I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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