You surviving the open bar?
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filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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