if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
