i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
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He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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