let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
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Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
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As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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