Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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