I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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